Stobriety

Somewhere in between stoned and sober...roughly 2-5 hours after smoking or otherwise consuming cannabis. Characterized by a slightly tired but happy demeanor while retaining all normal function.

Can be used in the noun form of "stobriety" or adjective "stober".

Rabbi 1: "My friend, you look a bit baked! Think you can handle this barmitspha?"

Rabbi 2: "Don't worry my friend, I smoked this morning. I am in a gentle state of stobriety.

by WerdBerd August 31, 2010

Sobriety Dysphoria

so·bri·e·ty dys·pho·ri·a

/səˈbrīədē disˈfôrēə/

A state of unease or generalized dissatisfaction with being sober

I'ma call the plug. My Sobriety Dysphoria is really acting up today.

by TheTallestPsychonaut June 28, 2021

Sobriety

What you suffer from lack of alcohol. Symptoms are such things as remembering where you live, walking straight, being able to have a conversation without breaking down into fits of laughter, etc...

Dude, i haven't had a drink in three hours... i'm starting to get symptoms of sobriety

by Neo-Generation November 6, 2003

snobiety

Basically Kids Trying to dress better then eachother in the Urban community with better fits, and usually post pictures of themselves on forums in the topic WDYWT (What Did You wear today) With there DSLR Cameras.

Dan - I went to stussy boutique today and the cashier didnt even talk to me

Chris - snobiety shit bro

by ayyy nn tee April 28, 2009

Sobriety Test Fear-Fail

The surreal anticipatory period of uncertainty and apprehension during which the real-time performance of a road-side sobriety test hangs in the balance between spectacular, unbelievable success and crushing, hopeless defeat.

Just look at her; she's tryin' her BEST to walk heel-to-toe, watch-the-movin' cop finger, cartwheel, back-flip and hand-stand. Right now she's in Sobriety Test Fear-Fail...better call in the lawyers anyway...

by YAWA March 16, 2019

smobriety

Quitting smoking cigarettes. Taken from sobriety.

Friend: Hey man, how about a smoke?
You: No thanks, I'm on the path to smobriety.

by revdev November 16, 2006

Sobriety Divide

The real or imagined social/metaphysical distance between the intoxicated and the sober.

The officer struggled to divine the driver's mumblings. She could not translate his words or intentions, the sobriety divide was too vast.

by ericmanoa September 4, 2013