Staoe 

The man, The myth, The Legend.
The only true Stape, Other than Snape.

He is king, And better than mar.

OMG IT'S Staoe!!
YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN MAR AND LUCID

Staoe by DefinitelyNotStape October 13, 2020

Staoe 

A King, A Legend, A Myth.
Someone who does something better than everyone else

-"OMG ITS STAOE!!"
-"I wish i could be like Staoe"

Staoe by DefinitelyNotStape October 13, 2020

Clingon Stage 5 

When you pick up the fattest girl of the night and she wants to become your girlfriend.

Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.

Clingon Stage 5 by will bitten August 26, 2017

Stage Ninja 

A wannabe roadie. Usually has the clothes and the tats but no real skill. Constantly boasts about where he has worked or how long he has been in 'the business'. Criticizes others openly but never offers an opinion of his own. Often carries a large quantity of useless keys to look important.

Get rid of these stage ninjas and get me some stage carps who know their stuff

Stage Ninja by dingoetmybaby November 5, 2019

stake me to an anthill

This is an exaggerated express regarding an agonizing experience.

GAAAWD, I would rather you stake me to an anthill than date that creep again!!!

stake me to an anthill by I, Wreckerrr November 20, 2016

Stakeholder 

Meaningless term used in meetings by powerful bureaucrats to subdue dissenters while gaining respect, cooperation, and sympathy from sheeple. The word performs multiple functions at once: 1) it conveys a farcical title upon attendant sheeple, giving them a false sense of self-importance for which they feel thankful to the bureaucrat; 2) it conveys a false sense of empathy, causing attendant sheeple to view the bureaucrat favorably; 3) it gives the bureaucrat the appearance of magnanimity, which in turn makes the bureaucrat seem reasonable and dissenters unreasonable.

Example: School Board Meeting:

Dissenter: Mr. Bureaucrat, how is it possible that our children remain illiterate despite their having attended our district schools for 13 years?

Bureaucrat: Mr. Dissenter, all of us in this room are stakeholders in our wonderful district that is filled with hardworking, selfless teachers and administrators; your undue criticism is damaging all of us.

Stakeholder by TwinCityBoy February 20, 2021

stale smoke

When ur rippin bong in a sesh and leave some smoke in the bong and then pass the piece to the next person in the sesh. If you are on the receiving end of the pass, you better get that stale outta the bong before it contaminates ur ass.

Bro are u serious, finish ur rip! You keep leaving stale smoke (or stale) in the bong!

stale smoke by nostale_justmango October 26, 2017