Stanley S 

A very creamy warm up stretch created by Stan Parker. Done by bending your body into an 'S', first one way and then the other. The stretch is always counteracted by touching toes and holding it. This is one of the easiest ways to stretch your back. When your back hurts, try a Stanley S. Stan Parker approved; Harriet Parker used!

Stan: Hey honey, are you sore? Does your back hurt again?

Bryant: Yes. My back does hurt. I think I slept on it wrong.

Stan: Well, no problem. I know how to fix that. Here, let's do a Stanley S. (he bends himself into an S) Easy, now. There you go. This feels creamy, doesn't it?

Bryant: Yeah, it does feel good. This is one of the nicest stretches.

Stan: Now, reverse the bend. S your body the other way. See, like this. (he forms a reverse S with his body) See, like that! Now, hold that for a few seconds and then touch your toes. Easy, right?

Rabbit: What's that? I haven't tried it. Can you show me? I want to learn how. You know, I'm stiff.

Stan: Sure! Just make an S with your body. First one way. (he shows her the Stanley S) And then the other way. And then you touch your toes at the end.

Rabbit: (tries the Stanley S) Wow! Great stretch Stanley. I oughta try this everyday!

Stan: Well, about ten of those everyday and your back will get the best stretch in the world. Its nothing less than the Stanley S!

Stanley S by Dusty's Baby Powder July 31, 2011

Stanley's 

A cunning euphemism utilised by newly dating couples, so that while it appears outwardly that they are arranging a casual get-together, in reality they are preparing a sordid, typically sado-masochistic, rendezvous.

Tonight is my last night in Chicago. Stanley's. No excuses.

Stanley's by youslag7 August 7, 2011

Pack of Stanley's 

A group of Polish males in turban's.

Hey, chech out that group of arabs!

There not arbaic, they are polish.

Oh, a pack of stanley's.

Pack of Stanley's by Menchael December 12, 2004

Lord Stanley's Love Stick

The act of shoving a hockey stick into a woman's vagina.

Guy 1:Did you hear Patrick gave someone Lord Stanley's Love Stick.
Guy 2: Yeah i think she is in the hospital now

Lord Stanley's Love Stick by Sanduskyyyyyyyyy February 10, 2013

Stanley Scott 

A stupid, weird kid who looks like a naked mole rat.

Stanley Scott has ligma!

Stanley Scott by sprouseheart's tea November 23, 2018

flat stanley steamer 

while a flat stanely character is placed on the chest of a sex partner, take a dump on it. Take a picture and send it to a kid to show where its been.

flat stanely needed some new scenery. he was placed on a nice pair of breasts and dumped on. i think he enjoyed himself getting a flat stanley steamer.

flat stanley steamer by stokesdawgkillah April 8, 2010

stanley steamboat 

When you take a dump while floating on water, (river, lake, pond, pool) and you throw the turd to the person across from you in another raft and it sticks

Jeff- "John wtf are your doing"
John- "Taking a shit"
Jeff-"ha ha, better not stanley steamboat me"
John- John shits, picks it up throws it at Jeff's raft and it sticks, "You just got stanley steamboated"

Jeff-"i hate when i get stanley steamboated"

stanley steamboat by Catlin Ball April 14, 2010