Stank boner

When you get a boner in yo pants then when you pull it out yo shit be stank.

Lamar- finna jerk off my dick. ah fuck my dick smell so good rn my shit smell like boo boo.

Jerome- *walks in Lamar’s room* euhhhh lil nigga got a stank boner! Yo Shit smell like ass bruh 😂 lil nigga go wash yo dick in da bathtub shit nasty asf.

by Crackheadniggerpenis October 9, 2022

skank boner

Getting sexually aroused when in the presence of a skanky women.

Seeing her at the bar he thought she might be a hooker or stripper but as he stared at her bony body, fake tits and numerous tattoos he could feel himself getting aroused. When she pulled his head down in to her boobs then showed him her genital piercings he found himself with a huge skank boner.

by Tycho_B February 2, 2014

you just sank my boner to the ground

Originally said by Butthead to Beavis, the phrase is said when you are watching someting really HOT that causes you a strong erection, and then your friend tell you something totally disguasting or stupid, and that causes your erection to disappear immediatly.

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Beavis: Yeah... and *poop*.
Butthead: What did you say?!
Beavis: I said "poop!".
Butthead: Beavis... you just sank my boner to the ground.

I was watching an awesome music video showing hot chicks in bikinis shaking their booties. And than this ugly, black, fat rapper appeared and it sank my boner to the ground!

by Urban_Fellow June 28, 2006

stankbones

the part of one that tingles when one is getting near one's prey. (possibly the hindquarters, thus the stink-related name - stankbones).

Popularized by Cletus, the slack-jawed redneck on "The Simpsons."

Cletus: We're a-gettin close now! I can feel it in my stankbones!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 7, 2007