Standy Pants

One who must be sporting pants so stiff, they are made less outgoing, less hip, or unable to jive.

"Michael said he didn't want to come camping with us."
"What a Standy Pants."

by Sezwick May 30, 2009

Shandy Pants

A person who has little tolerance for the consumption of alcohol. Usually this person will make for the toilet after the consumtion of a halh-pint instead of the British standard (5 pints before breaking thwe seal). Usually found sprinting back and forth between the toilet and the bar every 15 minutes.

Check that nobber Tarquin, he's making for the trap after half a glass of Babycham. What a Shandy Pants!

by Martin austin December 30, 2004

Shandy Pants

Nickname you give your mate because he goes on a night out, finds a girl but only gets a hand shandy (Hand Job)

Adam R Aka Shandy pants went back to some girls last night in liverpool and only got a hand shandy. What a dissapointment

by anonymous20111991 November 17, 2011

Stand Up Pants

Pants specifically worn for standing or dancing when going out. If seated while wearing the Stand Up Pants, your muffin top and/or jelly rolls become much more visible. These pants also may be very tight, or the button may come undone upon the act of sitting.
Hince the name "Stand Up Pants."

Could also be used as an excuse to not sit down with a guy who is a turn off.

Girl 1: I wish I could go talk to the guy sitting at the bar, but I'm wearing my Stand Up Pants!
Girl 2: Oh, that's too bad!

Guy: Do you wanna sit and talk?
Girl: Oh no, I'm wearing my Stand Up Pants. Sorry.

by hiimbing June 9, 2010

Sandypants

meaning a person who consistently has sand in their vagina. meaning they bitch about anything and everything even if bitching is unnecessary.

hey look at Ruben being a sandypants

by FIJI_Brother March 10, 2008