A medical condition (usually self inflicted or self induced) resulting in a patient vegetative state where the tongue hangs out of mouth and drools constantly.

Doofus stopped taking his blood pressure medicine and had a major stroke causing him to be a stamp licker now.

Ditzy was texting and driving when she wrecked her car and was thrown through the windshield. Now she's nothing but a stamp licker

Stamp licker by jlt,RN April 5, 2017

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Stamp Licker
Person having low qualities and or perform acts of stupidity

Im not here to lick stamps
Your a licker
Buy me a drink you licker
Why did you do that you licker

licker, stamp licker by Society for Licker Identification September 1, 2005

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Stump Licker

Oral sex, when a female or male goes down and swallows the stump

Hey Bro you see that fat girl over there? Yeah she's hot! Well the other night at the stroke and choke I saw her giving Grimey the old stump licker and he was blowing a fan in her ass. Then he started yelling eat that load you little bitch there is a lot more where that came from you dick kisser!!!

Stump Licker by Frank Grimes December 7, 2006

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Swamp Licker

A person who eats ass that is covered in feces.

Tell max he is a swamp licker.

Swamp Licker by HalfPly November 15, 2019

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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