stamp licker

A slang term for a woman who derives pleasure from performing oral sex on another female, i.e. is a lesbian.
Dude , look at her, I bet she's a stamp licker.
by slssfw April 25, 2005
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snotface

16-22 yr old female indie-kid from the early 1990s. Listens to Nirvana and the like. Likes to drink and smoke and is quite loud.. Dress code mainly black and wears Doc Martin boots. If a snotface is wearing black tights or stockings you can guarantee they will have large holes in them.
Sexually uninspiring and lacklustre in bed. Male equivalent is called a "Young Weasel." A popular hangout was a pub called the Dome in Tuffnell Park, North London back in early 90s.
Hey man check out that snotface, I bet her knickers stink of stale piss.
by slssfw April 30, 2005
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flew

An acronym of feline lipstick engine weasel i.e a cat.
Lipstick engine because the penis elongation process is similar to that of a stick of lipstick being screwed out of it's casing.
Hey, did you empty flew's litter tray this morning ?
by slssfw May 20, 2005
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fofw

An acronym for Finger Of Fudge Willard.
A guy who has tried his heart out to chat up a girl and get into her knickers for a shag but all he gets for his efforts is a "finger of fudge."
He tried his best to screw her but all he ended up with at the end of the evening was a finger of fudge.
by slssfw April 30, 2005
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Starling Engine

After smoking really strong weed one reaches a state of "Starling engine" when the sound of starlings drives a person to a high induced paranoia.
Oh dude you smoked that weed and ended up starling engine.
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bumbled

Cockney street slang meaning high on ecstasy
Origins from "bumble bee ( E )"

i.e bumble bee'd - E'ed.
Look at the geezer over there he looks pretty bumbled.
by slssfw May 21, 2005
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unction junction function

The act of performing a bowel movement i.e. having a shit / dump.
I've gots to go to the loo for an unction junction function.
by slssfw May 20, 2005
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