slssfw's definitions

unction junction function

The act of performing a bowel movement i.e. having a shit / dump.

I've gots to go to the loo for an unction junction function.

by slssfw May 22, 2005

fofl

An acronym for Finger Of Fudge Lookins.
A Lookins who readily gets her crack / arse fingered whilst snogging and under the influence of alcohol.

Do you fancy Emma ****** ?
Nah , but she's an enjoyable fofl.

by slssfw April 29, 2005

Lancashire Tasty

Semen / ejaculate, cum, sperm .

I slid my engine in between her butt cheeks and after a few vigorous thrusts out flowed the Lancashire tasty, thick white and real horrorshow, all over her fucking crack.

by slssfw May 22, 2005

dishevelled lugworm

A withered and deflated penis which is unable to undergo an erection.

Emmakins was unable to breath life into Ambrose's dishevelled lugworm.

by slssfw April 24, 2005

Uncle

Translated into Punjabi it means breast.

Man look at the size of that girl's uncles !

by slssfw April 24, 2005

snotkins

A hybrid of a snotface and lookins.

I wouldn't mind giving that snotkins over there one up the arse.

by slssfw April 29, 2005

clew

An acronym of Canine Lipstick engine weasel, i.e a dog

Dude, have you taken clew out for a walk in the park this morning ?

by slssfw May 22, 2005