Stallapotamus

Someone who can not drive a manual transmission vehicle, or someone who badly damages a clutch

Jeez man this is the third time in a row you have stalled it, you're such a stallapotamus.
Henry stop being a stallapotamus.

by Swagswagswagboy March 30, 2020

Stankapotamus

A female condition. When a woman feels both stanky, and fat. Usually around that "time of the month" or just when a woman feels less than desirable.

Mimi: "OMG I feel like such a stankapotamus today...I ate so much at The Bean Barn's bean buffet..."

CiCi: "Oh girl, I feel ya, I'm on the rag and totally feel like a stankapotamus!"

by Crandom Lugosi May 22, 2012