Stalker parking 

The act of parking your car away from other cars. The person may not even be trying to look suspicious, but by default they become suspicious, especially in crowded areas with heavy traffic: Mall Parking lot, Restaurants, arriving late to a social event with a large crowd. This type of parking becomes more apparent when there are a lot of parking spaces available but you the person, for whatever reason, parks far away.

John: Have you seen Roy? He said he was going to be here 10 minutes ago.

Brandon: Wait, is that him? He drives that blue Ford pickup, right?

John: Yes, where is he?

Brandon: He's Stalker Parking. He is on the other side of the parking lot. He's the only one there waiting in his truck.

John: He has always been a Stalker Parker.

Stalker parking by Russell228 December 30, 2010

Parking Lot Stalker 

The act of following strangers in a crowded parking lot in hopes to get their parking spot.

The mall parking lot was crazy Christmas Eve, I drove around an hour and couldn't get a spot so I went Parking Lot Stalker and followed this old couple all the way from the door about five feet behind them and took their spot. It was contagious, on my way in I saw three other cars doing it.

Parking Lot Stalker by Big Pappa Smurfz March 1, 2009

Parking lot stalker 

Someone who cruises continuously around a parking lot till a space close to the front door becomes available.

You've been circling for 20 minutes. Just park the car so we can go in. You're turning into a Parking Lot Stalker for christsakes

Parking lot stalker by Joey Shabadoo September 19, 2008

Parking Lot Stalker 

A minor who roams around parking lots looking for someone to buy them alcohol.

Hey, I made some easy money off some parking lot stalkers last night. Sold 'em beer for double the price!

Parking Lot Stalker by evilniner October 31, 2009