2 definitions by Darrin Pulver
A somewhat attractive young woman with above average "junk in the trunk" who inadvertently walks in such a manner that allows her male coworkers to discover stains on her undergarmets, most likely caused by a partial "wedgie" which has absorbed vaginal discharge. Although the size of the stains are somewhat debatable, they are undeniable.
by Darrin Pulver December 20, 2004
"Crockery" is a middle eastern derived slang referring to the "entity of" cutlery and dishware combined in a unique gift pack. "Crockery" can be given to a bachelor by an older man only if the intention of the crockery is to aid the bachelor in engaging in carnal knowledge with a female who is capable of staining the bachelor's housewares.
Daniel used his new "crockery" to entice his female companion into allowing him to apply a "warhammer" with the purposes of staining his housewares.
by Darrin Pulver December 17, 2004