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stag hag 

1. A straight man that has mostly gay male friends.
2. A straight man that constantly tries to turn his gay friends straight by engaging the in 'hetero' activities.
1. John is such a stag hag that he's lost the ability to pick up chicks.

2. Casey is a major stag hag. He took the gay boys fishing last weekend, then got pissed when they wouldn't touch the worms.
stag hag by maybedevine September 27, 2006
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Stag hag 

Straight guys who have, due to current circumstances, been hanging around the gay pasture. They like to mow, they eat a lot, they shed socks. We have the gay women's security force after a couple of fights broke out over TV remotes. They eat a lot. They gays saw them as exotic at first, now they are just guys hanging around gays. They are growing on us.
The stag hag speaks longingly of the 1980's, when they worked for a union and made a great living.
Stag hag by Victoria Bronzeworth August 17, 2018

hag/stag 

An individual who is straight that hangs out with gay people.
all my best friends of gay so all the kids at school call me a hag/stag
hag/stag by homogirl September 8, 2006

Hag Stag 

Man who hangs out with unattractive women so he can hit on her friends at parties.
I'm going to the club hag stag with my friend Connie.
Hag Stag by magicant July 15, 2005
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