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Stafford Senior High School 

A sick and twisted place where sadists run rampant. If you sit down on one of the toilets, odds are you’ll be picking up 3 different strains of aids. The male population of the school is made up of ugly red necks, cringe rich boys, and kids that pretend like they’re from the ghetto. The females are snobby, fake, and most are complete hypocrites. The topic of conversation amongst peers is usually shit-talking because everyone is so bored with their own lives that the only way they find joy is from tearing others down. The AP’s are corrupt and abusive towards the students. They don’t give enough time between classes for you to even get your books together and then there’s a massive staircase that you have to run up and down the entire day. Most people spend more time exercising between classes than at actually P.E. Because all we do during class are “instant activities.” All the P.E. Teachers are out of shape, they’re rude and entitled and lazy. Most teachers aren’t even informed on the class they’re meant to be teaching. Nearly every female that attends switches to online school by their junior year because of how impossible it is to learn there.
Person 1: What high school did you go to?

Person 2: Stafford Senior High School
Person 1: oh.. I’m sorry to hear that

stafford senior high school 

basically the trash can where all of the gays, red necks from Frednecksbrug, the ghetto wannabes, thots, and those who think they all that cuz they have Jordan's or wear boots and khakis...

Pretty sure half the staff get dicked down by freshmen. Why else are they always staying after school?

The AP watch porn in their office and give kids ISS for having heir phones out

The 3 flights of statues and the long ass walk to the parking lot don't help either. No one all the fat ass kids always the ones last to class and look like they had a heart attack when they sit down.

The cheerleaders and the rest of the thots always dressing like sluts and and playing games

So if you like white trash, whore teachers, and unloyal thots? Come to stafford. At least the sports, drama, and band are good
Chris: Where u go to school?

David: stafford senior high school

Chris: oof. That shit hole
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