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Stack and Jack 

This is when no less than 9 homeless guys pile into the back seat of your car (generally a Prius) then lay down on top of each other stacking one by one then jack each other off.
Hey Lou! That there fuck party we had behind the dumpster last week damn near broke my dick off! Maybe tonight when everyone gets here we can just jump in this Prius and do an old fashioned Stack and Jack...So we can have a night off and I can ice my dick...
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Sack and Jack 

The combined action of a handjob and playing with the testicles simultaneously.
Frank: Dude, she was totally jerkin me off and playin with my sack at the same time bro!

Brent: Niiiiice! The good ole' sack and jack.
Sack and Jack by hawknel May 16, 2011

Snack and Jack 

When you get to work and all there is for you to do is, snack on food and jack off.
I just plan to snack and jack today.
Snack and Jack by Themopshot August 22, 2018

jack and smack 

Smacking your enemy in the face with your cum
After pissing home of he jack and smack the road rage drive
jack and smack by J.olson27 February 1, 2021

Jack it and slack it

The action of “jacking it” (beating the absolute fuck out of your dick) and then “slacking it “ (lying around and not doing anything
Me: When I get home I finna jack it and slack it

Random nigga: vro same that’s like all I’ve been doing lately
Me: wait who tf are you

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026