stab you
stab you by Elvis dogooder July 18, 2021
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i will stab you in the face, repeatedly
i will stab you in the face, repeatedly by AleisterEPOD March 7, 2009
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stab you • stab your brain with your nosebone • Stab Yourself In The Stomach Day • stab your shit • I stab you • national stab your cousin day • im going to stab you to death • I will stab you • i will stab you in the face, repeatedly • You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth
I will stab you
A non-threatening threat. Basically, it's how one will show their anger to another, quickly look around for a sharp object, fail in finding one, and say the threat anyways, not being able to back it up. Usually used in a friendly manner, where the speaker (probably) won't stab the other guy, anyway.
Jack: Hey man, you know what a pelican looks like!?
John: Well, you've got the saggy chins, the beady eyes, and you are annoying as Hell, so... I'm gonna have to say, like you.
Jack: I will stab you...
John: Well, you've got the saggy chins, the beady eyes, and you are annoying as Hell, so... I'm gonna have to say, like you.
Jack: I will stab you...
I will stab you by Kil Lerown April 17, 2010
I stab you
Mr. Miller, the Euro teacher, can't pull off saying "I stab you". Only that weird kid with the scarf can.
I stab you by Awesome Incarnate December 1, 2004
i stab you
i stab you by Shazam89 December 2, 2004
im going to stab you to death
im going to stab you to death by rb ryan December 11, 2024
You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth
You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth
You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth
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