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st. mikes catholic school 

It is an all boy school in Toronto where in the football change rooms they broomstick each others assholes bus it looks like fun. They fuck bare girls even tho they are all gay, if you see white girls in their school hoodies you know theres some tea, it costs $30,000 to go there and get broomsticked but the first time is free, no one there is smart but they still get 90's because their white ass parents pay for their grades, they may be hot but they aren't bf material.
smc boy: i go to st mikes but i swear i don't broomstick

anyone else: sure you don't you, go to st. mikes catholic school so you must

St. Mike’s-ing 

Inspired by the hit TV show 13 Reasons Why, and brought to life during the events at St Michaels College School, a St. Mike’s-ing is when a broomstick is forcefully inserted through ones anus and is kept in the rectum until removed bloody.
Be careful, I may have to give you a St. Mike’s-ing, my yute.
St. Mike’s-ing by TheGuamian July 24, 2019

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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