Squombie 

An undead squirrell with an infectious bite.

Ted was bitten by a squombie, so I had to dismember him.

Squombie by S.Mart October 12, 2009

squomies 

Squad and homies

Me and my squomies out here doin' big things

"Hey what are you doing tonight?"
"Nothing much, just hanging with my squomies"

squomies by allytieby January 4, 2017

squobies 

when you cop a feel for a woman because of her soft boobs and have thoughts of squishing them on your dick

"man that girl has such fat titties they be giving me squobies"
"dude what the fuck"

squobies by carnette September 23, 2023

Squoobies 

Squoobies; noun~ The objects created when a female wears a smaller than recommended cup size in order to squish her boobies together to make them appear "larger than life."

Boy: "Say Sherlina! Did you notice Jasmins breasts today? If I don't mind saying so, they looked larger than life!"

Girl: "I hate to disappoint you Douglas, but they are not actually larger than life, she is rocking squoobies today."

Squoobies by Korah March 15, 2012

Squobbie wobble 

When you are from Britain and you walk in in your 8472627374 year old hag of a grandma eating tea and crumpets through her wrinkly dinkly asshole

Harry styles: *walks in on grandma styles* *british accent activated* oi granny, lemme join ye squobbie wobble and have ye tickle me pickle yea? *becomes Queen Elizabeth styles*

Squobbie wobble by Bamhurger March 26, 2022