Squoobies; noun~ The objects created when a female wears a smaller than recommended cup size in order to squish her boobies together to make them appear "larger than life."
Boy: "Say Sherlina! Did you notice Jasmins breaststoday? If I don't mind saying so, they looked larger than life!"
Girl: "I hate to disappoint you Douglas, but they are not actually larger than life, she is rocking squoobies today."
When you are from Britain and you walk in in your 8472627374 year old hag of a grandma eating tea and crumpets through her wrinkly dinkly asshole
Harry styles: *walks in on grandma styles* *british accent activated* oi granny, lemme join ye squobbie wobble and have ye tickle me pickle yea? *becomes Queen Elizabeth styles*
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.