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Squirtlehead

A word used to describe the current state of departing pee. This term may only be used when the pee is protruding from your urethral sphincter.
I've got squirtlehead, I gots tah pee on every tree.
by Plain_White_T November 23, 2010
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SquirrelHead

To have short spikey hair, not unlike that of a squirrel! Hence, SquirrelHead.

SquirrelHeads are often named by sons or daughters and are recognised by their (lack of) hair.
SquirrelHeads are most often dads over 40...
by SquirrelHead October 1, 2007
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squirtleheading

When you fart and instead of following through just a small
amount of wet excriment hits the inside of the pants
Adam came in the other day and confessed to squirtleheading only a few hours earlier.
by Isaaldo November 16, 2011
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squirtle Head

This phrase is to comment on a person's looks or stupidity. This phrase was coined by the urban legend himself, Will Guess.

also see gerbal head
by Kevin Maurer May 17, 2006
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SquirrelHead

Donald trump is a squirrelhead.
by Intelligence001 May 31, 2016
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token the smurtlehead

1. underground rapper from Troy, New York. was up and coming but is now serving a 25 year sentence for the murder of a boy who he allegedly raped

2. also troilet slang for smoking weed
1. You hear that Token the Smurtlehead song, bubblegum pussy-dope!

2. Yo we token the smurtlehead after school, nigga?
by DatNiggaBurn April 11, 2012
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