squirtled

A male being sexually aroused, but then being subjected to denial of having an orgasm. Most commonly causes pain.

She had me get her off last night, but then squirtled me so hard.

by djstan627 December 29, 2011

Squirtled

When the man slaps his dick on his lady friends vagina and after she squirts and it lands in her eye.

So after she finished squirting on my dick I slapped my dick on her pussy and and some of it landed in her eye. She asked "Did you nut ? " I said nah I just squirtled you

by The_r0ckStar February 22, 2019

squirtled one

when you are taking a shit, and it wont come out, then it all pours out violently and bloody.

Dude i cant ass fuck today i totally squirtled one today

by King James IV August 9, 2008

Squirtle On My Turtle

To release your squirtle on MY turtle

Last night you squirtle on my turtle so good

by hottiesonlyrichrdlongbigshlong May 24, 2021

squirtling

The sexual act of shoving a garden hose up your partner's anus until the water comes out of their mouth. The spiritual successor to charizarding.

Did you hear about Stacy and Brandon? I heard they were squirtling last night

by pastramillion November 15, 2018

Squirreled

When you think you have Julian Edelman covered tight and the little guy still catches the damn ball!!!

Julian Edelman squirreled us again on 3rd down !!!

by Leonbaby June 19, 2019

squirble

the sound that turtles and/or Turtles (fans of the band Paradise Fears or Paradise Fears The Turtle) make. this sound can be heard being shouted at Paradise Fears concerts around the United States. while it is generally a noise, squirble can also be used as a verb, and sometimes a noun or adjective.

"squirble it up!"

by ittybittyholly December 31, 2011