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squirtling 

The sexual act of shoving a garden hose up your partner's anus until the water comes out of their mouth. The spiritual successor to charizarding.
Did you hear about Stacy and Brandon? I heard they were squirtling last night
squirtling by pastramillion November 15, 2018

squirtling 

The act of forcing yourself to vomit after a night of drinking by chugging a lot of water. The result of this is vomiting straight water, which looks like watergun attack from Pokemon.
"Squirtling is how a true Pokemon master recovers from a hangover."
squirtling by Bojangelz October 27, 2012

squirtleing 

Attaching a water gun to a turtle and inserting the tip of the water gun into your anus or vagina
Oh man I love squirtleing

Squirtleing 

when you're fucking your girl but you accidentally or purposely take a fat piss all over her and in her. Then you yell, you don't have enough badges to train me.
Max:Dude, whats squirtleing.
Lucas: Bro, you don't know, it's when you're fucking your girl but you accidentally or purposely take a fat piss all over her and in her. Then you yell, you don't have enough badges to train me.
Squirtleing by lil guillermo April 9, 2019

squirtiling

The act of lighting a males public hair (pubica genitalia) on fire, and then using a woman's pussy juice (or squirt) to put out the flames.
Related to charizarding
Me and Megan were getting frisky at the party, and when she started squirtiling me I knew it was a night I wouldn't forget!
squirtiling by Pokemon Lover 22 October 18, 2015

Squirtling 

The name derives from the popular Pokemon, Squirtle. The act of squirtling entails squirting either warm or cool water with your mouth onto your partner's genitalia for sexual gratification.
Nerd 1: Hey man, I tried Squirtling last night with my girlfriend. She loved it!
Nerd 2: No way, I asked if we could try Charizarding and my girlfriend went to bed without giving me any action. I'll try to ask for Squirtling next time!
Squirtling by annarky June 21, 2015
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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