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squirtlizing

Squirtlizing is when you light a guy's pubes on fire then you squirt on his cock to put out the flames and flap your arms saying "you do not have enough badges to train me!"
She started squirtlizing me so I left.
squirtlizing by tabaha December 2, 2013
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squirtling 

The sexual act of shoving a garden hose up your partner's anus until the water comes out of their mouth. The spiritual successor to charizarding.
Did you hear about Stacy and Brandon? I heard they were squirtling last night
squirtling by pastramillion November 15, 2018

squirtling 

The act of forcing yourself to vomit after a night of drinking by chugging a lot of water. The result of this is vomiting straight water, which looks like watergun attack from Pokemon.
"Squirtling is how a true Pokemon master recovers from a hangover."
squirtling by Bojangelz October 27, 2012

squirtleing 

Attaching a water gun to a turtle and inserting the tip of the water gun into your anus or vagina
Oh man I love squirtleing

Squirtleing 

when you're fucking your girl but you accidentally or purposely take a fat piss all over her and in her. Then you yell, you don't have enough badges to train me.
Max:Dude, whats squirtleing.
Lucas: Bro, you don't know, it's when you're fucking your girl but you accidentally or purposely take a fat piss all over her and in her. Then you yell, you don't have enough badges to train me.
Squirtleing by lil guillermo April 9, 2019

squirtiling

The act of lighting a males public hair (pubica genitalia) on fire, and then using a woman's pussy juice (or squirt) to put out the flames.
Related to charizarding
Me and Megan were getting frisky at the party, and when she started squirtiling me I knew it was a night I wouldn't forget!
squirtiling by Pokemon Lover 22 October 18, 2015

Squirtling 

The name derives from the popular Pokemon, Squirtle. The act of squirtling entails squirting either warm or cool water with your mouth onto your partner's genitalia for sexual gratification.
Nerd 1: Hey man, I tried Squirtling last night with my girlfriend. She loved it!
Nerd 2: No way, I asked if we could try Charizarding and my girlfriend went to bed without giving me any action. I'll try to ask for Squirtling next time!
Squirtling by annarky June 21, 2015
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