7 definitions by das bouk!

Dingleberry Pancakes

When you mash a turd between your butt cheeks.

My friend pantsed me from behind and he came face to face with some dingleberry pancakes I whipped up that morning.

by das bouk! November 25, 2020

Pudding cup

When a man cums in a woman's ass and then licks his own semen out of the gaping butthole like the inside of a pudding cup.

My boyfriend treats my ass like an empty pudding cup.

by das bouk! August 1, 2021

Juiceboxing

When a larger woman picks up a smaller man and turns him upside down into a standing 69 position and she sucks on him like a human juice box.

I met an Amazon woman on safari and she flipped me upside down and Juiceboxing the shit out of me, sucked me dry.

by das bouk! May 11, 2021

The Exorcist

When you are about to cum during missionary, you pull out, sit on her stomach pinning her arms down with your legs, whip your dick up and down while yelling, "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"

This chick was so mad when I did The Exorcist, that she looked possessed.

by das bouk! April 5, 2014

SwaG

SwaG is swamp vag, as in swamp vagina, akin to swamp ass or swass. Otherwise known as a horrible vaginal odor. Unlike swag (swagger, free stuff, etc), SwaG is pronounced with a hard G (as in gentle).

After an afternoon of running errands and hitting the gym, my morbidly obese girlfriend developed some serious swaG, but that didn't stop me from gobbling on her moist stink-muffin.

by das bouk! June 26, 2017

Yogurt lid

When two men cum while docking and then they lick the semen out from inside each other's foreskin.

We were so hot after docking that I licked my own jizz out from his foreskin like a yogurt lid.

by das bouk! August 1, 2021

Squirtilingus

Performing cunnilingus on a woman...while she's squirting.

At first he was hesitant, but then he realized squirtilingus was like savoring cold water surging from a garden hose on a hot summer day.

by das bouk! July 28, 2016