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A natural form of fertilizing your lawn or flowers that comes from your pets.

When your dog lifts his leg and urinates on your grass.
Look honey, Shadow is taking care of our lawn, he's using labrador squirtilizer!

Bianca, stop peeing on my garden, you're not supposed to use your squirtilizer on my flowers!
by BobNJ August 22, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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