squirrell

1. Hitting some one in the testicles without them expecting it.

It ussually goes like this "Hey steve, guess what I saw in a tree the other day...squirrell(as you proceed to hit them in the balls).

by Bill September 5, 2004

squirrell

Nickname for someone who is attending CTY Lancaster for the first time. (At Carslile they call them sperms. I prefer squirrell)

Hey look, there's a squirrell!

by The French Girl January 3, 2005

squirrell

This girl i fucked back in the day. She had teeth like a squirrell so thats what we call her now.

Dude, I fucked squirrell last night. How about you?

by JOSH April 5, 2005

Squirrell Syndrome

Pertaining to a lack of composure of the bowels; vis.: bum-wee; esp. following a period of extensive alcohol intake beginning circa age 14.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Bum wee; corrosive flatulence; the inability to travel more than 20m without requiring defecation; sonorous and voluble digestion; the requirement to eat healthily for brief but ultimately insignificant periods; Chicken Cottage.

A recent 7-year study has found no medical cure.

Remarkable similarity to Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Noted for increased prevalence in Lincolnshire, UK.

Mike: I've got Bum Wee.

James: Must be Squirrell Syndrome. Chicken Cottage?

Mike: Yeah.

by A Random Architect November 13, 2011

Bald Headed Squirrell

Tis the term for a shaved pussy...one what enjoys getting a nut

Gretchen enjoys showing off her bald headed squirrell.

There's a hair in my pie..It's not mine, I've got a bald headed squirrell.

by Bald Headed Squirrell February 20, 2011

flying squirrell

pulling your scrotom up high and only having the head of you penis sticking out of the top. Usually performed by the most drunk person at the party.

Robb was so drunk last night, he showed me the flying squirrell! Man, he's got some balls!!

by Fafa Flunkey March 22, 2009

Lax Squirrell

Noun - A lacrosse player who does not wear mid-calves, usually indicating that he is a scrub.

Lax Bro 1: lol that guy sucks and he isn't wearing mid-calves.
Lax Bro 2: Totally bro, what a lax squirrell

by BRADLAX August 8, 2010