squint squint 

That vice grip tight pussy, that your favorite ice cream good good pussy, that straight Hiroshima bomb pussy. Straight from the heavens type pussy, God's best work.

"Bro I think I'm bout to cuff shawty she got that squint squint "

squint squint by ChrisWest July 14, 2019

Squint squint 

Another racial derogatory word for Asians

That squint squint didn't see me coming

Squint squint by Commander Nevec August 23, 2016

safety squint 

the squint made when operating power tools without eye protection. Done when you don't want to look like a nancy for wearing goggles.

Those safety glasses make me look gay, so I just used the safety squint.

safety squint by asghaghaiuhgalughagha May 17, 2008

squint eastwood 

when you are so stoned out of your gord that your eyes take on that Clint Eastwood spaghetti-western look

A: (laughing) dude, you shouldn't have taken that last hit. you're squint eastwood!
B: (laughing) no dude, you're squint eastwood!
A: no dude, you're squint eastwood!
ad infinitum...

squint eastwood by squint eastwood August 25, 2008

squint scale 

Squint-scale is that movement you make with your hands when you're trying to weigh two (probably equally poor) options.

Usually the person using this metaphoric motion simultaneously makes a terrible squinty face that resembles straining and intense thought.

This back and forth hand gesture closely resembles that of an old fashioned scale mechanism; one which tips in the direction of the heaviest object presented on it's metal plates.

Squint-scale is often used when you're presented with a dilema where there is a clear and obvious right answer, but that other answer that your mother would smack you for choosing is sounding pretty good.

"I should probably spend my day off working on some of these projects, chores, and life responsibilities that haunt me everyday... But... The bar is having 2 for 1 happy hour and I wouldn't want that to go to waste" (enter squint scale)

squint scale by BelieveIt_ImHip February 17, 2015

squint eastwood 

to be so high on dank that your eyes take on that Clint Eastwood, spaghetti-western style squint (Originally coined by several pot-headed New Hampshire dudes.)

A: Dude, you shouldn't have taken that last hit. You are so squint eastwood right now.
B: No dude, you're squint eastwood.
A: No dude, you're squint eastwood

squint eastwood by squint eastwood October 10, 2008

Squint 

A person who only ventures outside their room for compulsory activity or food. Generally wears green clothing and doesn't lift.

Hey Parker, check out that massive squint Waldon over there

Squint by Academy Dictionary April 18, 2013