Squinglewat

A person with little-to-no sense of productivity and is a jerk in the slightest

Person 1: "You are a Squinglewat"
Person 2: "I said I was sorry man, I didn't mean to get you bootytickled"

Squinglewat by Feral Milkshake February 18, 2020

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squigglewhatter

a frenemy who is your stalker everyone has 1!!!

can't my squigglewhatter get the hint??

squigglewhatter by STEPHIE February 3, 2005

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Squigglewash

Squigglewash is what you call someone when they’re highly annoying, unintelligent, shitty, and think they know it all. This word is also a great way to waste someone’s time. You can call them a Squigglewash and being the dumb fuck they are, they’ll look it up and get mad.

Man fuck you. You’re such a Squigglewash.

What the fuck does that mean?
Of course you don’t know dumbass.
I looked it up and you literally just did that to waste my time. Fuck you!

Squigglewash by Worcherstire November 23, 2023

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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