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skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle 

When a magician casts this spell on you you’re fucked m9
SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE

skidaddle skidoodle 

YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLEEEEEE

*NFL music*
Good meme
Skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle.
skidaddle skidoodle by metalman2009 November 30, 2017

Squiddles 

Squiddles was a popular television show for kids and was aired in the 1990's. Except for the fact that it was popular with the small children it was soon canceled. It is rare to find merchandise or games from the show, but some fans still have the toys from when they were children.
''Wow this reminds me of Squiddles! I had forgot about this show. Ah nostalgia.''
''Why can't I find the episodes, I wish I had taped my favorite episode on VHS''
Squiddles by LC the Awesome June 22, 2013

squoodle 

To squawk, or squeal while squatting.
Watch me as I squoodle over here.
squoodle by daware February 20, 2015

Squiddles 

The name of a television show aired in the 2000s. After ratings suddenly dropped it was cancelled, but the underground fandom lives on to this day.
OMG! Squiddles! Was the the best show ever!
Squiddles by I'm the real June 20, 2013

squiddlefish

a relationship involving two or more persons who, whether they wish to or not, cannot engage in an actual loving relationship. However, at the same time, they "hook up." They are not "friends with benefits", because there is a real emotional connection (example: love). For various reasons, however, they cannot be in a relationship at the current time.
"Hey man, are you and Suzy dating yet?"
"No, brah. We have a real emotional connection and hook up a lot tho."
"So why no relationship?"
"Well, there are a few reasons why we just can't be together at the moment."
"Is there a name for this phenomenon?"
"Some say we're Squiddlefish, i guess."
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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