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Squirtains 

When a guy who just loves to rub against silk curtains ejaculates so much onto them that they become hard and crusty with dried semen. Ideally they will steadily grow in size until there is at least an inch thick layer of semen caked onto the curtains. At this point they are ready for harvesting. Cut the layer into one inch by one inch squares and sell them to your friends.
"Dried semen squares, directly from my living room squirtains. The melt-in-your mouth feeling that we all know and love!"
Squirtains by StupidlyDumb186 October 22, 2018

Squidbrains 

Squidbrains is an insult used to describe anyone that appears to be incompetent or fails to respond to issues in a way that would be expected based on their position or status.
This word was invented by kanye west who used it while insulting the staff at Bonnaroo in an angry letter.
Kanye west: I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

Reasonable person: Wow, Kanye sure went all out with the caps on that angry blog letter! One might even suggest that he is squidbrains.
Squidbrains by hayleymore August 14, 2008

squidrin 

squidrin is a top secret society created by the governing body at caravan club. It wishes to promote squids at events #livelongandsquidrin
squidrin by Squidrinlee April 8, 2016

SquidThings 

Also referred to as, THEBEAST, SquidThings is a figment of ones imagination that comes up when overdosing on a foreign drug known as "Candy-Coated Rocks". Though todays science is not able to figure out the cause of this side effect or what it even is, it is well known that when communicating with this entity you will slowly lose your state of mind and a great depression will succumb. Please be cautious when discussing your interests with this being for it will call everything (factual or not) "peak", if this happens please contact your local church.
A: I was talking to SquidThings a few weeks ago.

B: May god bless you and rid you of your demon.

Squidrin 

A group of squids is a Squidrin
There was a Squidrin Passing by in the ocean when i was scuba diving
Squidrin by Rainbowy June 18, 2020

Squidrine 

A person who served in the Navy before joining the US Marine Corps.
That guy is a Squidrine, he served in both the Navy and the Marine Corps
Squidrine by Milford III December 2, 2023
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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