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Squeeze Weiner

Squeeze Weiner is said by Ohmwrecker during recording session of Cards Against Humanity, The crew, which included Mini Ladd, BigJigglyPanda, DaithiDeNogla, BasicallyIDoWrk, Ohmwrecker, and SMii7Y, started the session with their normal Cards antics. Until they turned their point of humor on Ohmwrecker.
Ohmwrecker is a youtuber with over 1 million subscribers, he plays a multitude of video games on his channel with many of the people listed above, however he hadn’t previously played Cards Against Humanity, so his friends invited him to play. Ohm was the butt of many jokes in a previous session , and was called many times, a “Noob.”
During a round in which BasicallyIDoWrk was the Card Czar, the black card read: “I love it when you _____.” The winning card of the round was BigJigglyPanda, who played the card: “pick this card so Ohm doesn’t win.” (at this point if Ohm got another point he would win.) However the standout card was the one on the far right end, which simply read “squeeze my weiner” Which SMii7Y was kind enough to point out.
Person : Hey, do you want to buy an pack of hotdogs on the market?
Ohmwrecker : No we'll buy squeeze weiner instead
Person : What?!?!?!
Ohmwrecker : Squeeze Weiner don't know about it?
Person : No.
Ohmwrecker : It's because someone Squeeze my Weiner
Squeeze Weiner by Munu Ledd December 31, 2017
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weiner squeeze 

I watched this porn last night. That was a really nice Weiner Squeeze.

squeeze the weiner 

Being forced out of your job because you sent explicit photos, tweets, and emails.
Anthony would not resign his post because of sexual misconduct. The longer he lied and complained, the more his colleagues would squeeze the weiner.

weiner squeezer 

The act of squeezing your weiner from the base to the tip.
As he sat in the chair across the table from me I knew he was a weiner squeezer when he couldn't keep his fingers from squeezing his penis from one end to the other repeatedly.
weiner squeezer by D & A December 16, 2005
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