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Squeezing toothpaste 

When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.
That porn scene cumshot was a bit of an anti climax, he was squeezing toothpaste.

squeezing a dwarf 

So, I was sitting there squeezing a dwarf, when the guy next door started playing Rush real loud.

squeezing the ketchup 

"Bro don't disturb I'm squeezing the ketchup!"

Love Squeezins 

The act of sex between two consenting people; usually involves no strings attached relations
Elanor: What I mean to say is... I want to pound you like yesterday's beef... Come on Love Monkey. I'm a woman in the prime of her life that needs love squeezins!
Love Squeezins by Captain_Howdy December 10, 2009

Squeezing the puck

When you fan on a shot with a wide open net.
Awh buddy talk about squeezing the puck on that one. Fuckin plug show over here
“Do you know Reggie Webber?”

You mean squeent?”

“You’re right”
Squeent by ReggieSqueent August 4, 2018