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squeeze the lemon 

to relive one self by urinating. Fluid colours may be the same as a lemmon being squeezed.
be rigt back, have to go squeeze the lemon and lay a cable.
squeeze the lemon by John-do September 22, 2006

squeeze the lemon 

to relieve your bladder by the process of urinating. urine colors may resemble the color of lemon juice.
I had to squeeze the lemon really bad. I was in the ocean, so I just went right then and there.

squeeze the lemon 

To press along the shaft of the dick in order to get out the last few drops of piss or cum.
I like to make sure I've gotten the last drops of piss outta my dick, so I squeeze the lemon before I go away from the urinal.
squeeze the lemon by pentozali April 11, 2009

Squeeze The Lemon 

The art of accelerating through a yellow light in the hopes of making the light. This practice often results in getting pinched by red light cams and horrific wrecks.
Hey Jeff, I squeeze the lemon at the I29 and Benson intersection whenever possible cuz that light takes fo eva.
Squeeze The Lemon by Thanus August 19, 2008

the lemon squeeze

When someone inserts the index and middle finger in the vagina, then inserts the thumb in the anus. Then you squeeze the taint together like a lemon
I gave her the lemon squeeze
Fingermasturbate
the lemon squeeze by Rob 409 September 25, 2016

The Italian lemon squeeze 

Before intercourse, the man inserts yellow Koolaid powder into his wiener. When the time comes, the man pulls out and the partner turns around. The partner slams her fists together on the man’s balls, thus shooting the mix of sperm and powder everywhere.
We was feeling kinky last Friday, so we decided to do the Italian Lemon Squeeze. Shit felt great.