squeaver

The genetically freakish mix of a squirrel and a beaver; pure awesomeness

Oh my god, look at that roadkill squeaver on the side of the road!

by Amanda_1039 November 13, 2007

squeaver

This it the combination of a beaver and a squirrel. it has the body of a beaver and the big bushy tail of a squirrel. they are very rare to see but can be spotted in places near dams and country like areas.

"what the hell was that it looked like a beaver with a squirrel tail"

"that was a squeaver"

by rollinonxsjado March 7, 2007

Squeaver

That THING in the Komm Mit book for level 1 German. It is known for its juggling abilities. It is somehow all over the internet and you can buy just about anything with this little guy on it.

It's a squirrel, it's a beaver, it's a Squeaver!

by HillBillyRockstar October 24, 2012

Squeaker farts

Squeaker farts are high pitched in sound.

Paul-D must have a whistle up his ass to let out all those squeaker farts !

by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

Squeaker

A squeaker is a child on an online voice chat that has not yet reached puberty. The squeaker will talk in an extremely loud voice, to the point of the audio level needing to be turned down for the comfort of the listener. The squeaker is infamous for using execcive profaity on voice chat, inserting a swear word in nearly every sentence, as they think it will make the older boys think he is cool. The other kind of squeaker is the sex obsessed squeaker who is in the middle of puberty, and will constantly talk about sexual acts that he has ever done, and will use nothing but sexual terms to insult other players.

Pre-pubecent squeaker: You little shitface cock lover! Fucking fuck you! He fucking shot my fucking guy with a fucking gun and he fucking ran and I fucking died and then I fucking respawned and he's fucking dead and...(most headsets hve been taken off at this point.

Sex-obsessed squeaker: Dude, she sounds hot! I would totally fuck her 100 times! Have you guys ever heard of Britney Spears? She's so hot, I would do her so hard. Did you just kill me? I'm totally going to fuck your girlfriend!

by Tell me yours first January 24, 2008

Squeaker

An annoying voice that has not yet gone through puberty and is currently playing M rated games or "cool" games and clearly sucks. This person could get easily annoyed if nothing goes their way.

Squeaker: "IM GONNA KEEL YOU!!!!"
*Get's shot*
Squeaker: "STOP KEELING ME!!!!"
*Get's spawn killed*
Squeaker: "HAACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by xmancrushmonday April 14, 2015

Squeaker Squad

A group of guys on call of duty that are age 15+ making their voices sound like little kids. They troll (mess with people) on call of duty and people rage quit the game, and/or life.

Hey guys, its Lui Calibre with episode #29 of Squeaker Squad (on YouTube).

by NerveTrollz May 21, 2013