When someone cannot wheel somebody, when there wheels are going nowhere, or only last for minimal amounts of time.Basically a bad attempt at being a player.

Did you see george last night? Kid's never going ot get any with those square wheels

Square Wheels by SteveRainey October 18, 2009

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Square Wheeler

1.) One whos ancestors furtively attempted to make a square wheel roll.
2.) Often a comment on the evolutionary stature of an individual.

He flips the breaker to turn off the lamp. He is a square wheeler.

Square Wheeler by John Daughtrey February 25, 2004

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Square Wheel

When the act of picking up a girl where it is not working, because of either bad looks or shes not going for you.

Wow man that broad is so ugly, its such a square wheel

Square Wheel by Luis Suarez April 4, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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