Squad Goals
Squad Goals by CelebrityDame May 11, 2016
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squad goals
A retarded new "catch phrase" that millenials use to look BA. If you use squad goals in your vocabulary you should do 1 of 2 things.
Kill yourself
Or
Crash your car whilst your squad is in it.
Kill yourself
Or
Crash your car whilst your squad is in it.
Ahh we are so cool with our new ugg boots n mommy is paying for me to go to the aquarium, i know Im a spoiled POS so i think its time for squad goals to happen.
squad goals by raging cunt August 8, 2016
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Squad Goal • gal squad • #squadgoals • #squidgoals • squad • squad up • squad effect • squad wipe • squad deep • Squad 51!
Squad Goals
This can be one of two things.
1) When you aspire for your group of friends to be as cool as another group of friends
2) What you say when your friend group just took an awesome selfie, are twinning and rocking it, etc, etc
1) When you aspire for your group of friends to be as cool as another group of friends
2) What you say when your friend group just took an awesome selfie, are twinning and rocking it, etc, etc
1) "OMG they have a group Halloween costume? Squad goals!"
2) "That selfie looks amazing! We're so squad goals!"
2) "That selfie looks amazing! We're so squad goals!"
Squad Goals by strawbfairy December 28, 2015
Squad Goal
(skwäd/ɡōl) (noun) (plural noun: squad goals): an inspirational term for what you’d like your group of friends to be or accomplish. Used best when placed at the end of a directional statement.
I think on Saturday we should go see Bao Bao, at the National Zoo. She is so funny when she eats all of that bamboo, Squad Goals.
Squad Goal by SquadGoals100 July 1, 2015
Squad Goal
A controversial tactic in Football (Soccer), where all players in the 25-man squad synchronously enter the field of play at a critical moment in the match, mob the other team and score a collective goal.
But ultimately Burnley's rugged defence proved no match for Manchester United's squad goal in the 15th minute of injury time.
Squad Goal by IceFergLettuce May 5, 2019
Squadgoals
When you literally have no friends but see a group of friends on Instagram, you find that your squadgoal because you want to be with them. Mostly someone posts something shitty on Instagram and you reply with #squadgoals.
"Your group of friends is so fucking cool, it is my squadgoal to be with them." Or just: "#squadgoals"
Squadgoals by Fuuuuuuck July 10, 2015
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