The art or action of squeezing someone or something, with normal force but adding a more oomph or a special touch. Also something your dad says instead of saying "squeezed" because he was too intoxicated to pronounce it correctly.

She refused to grab me a beer, so I squzzed her arm. She then got me a beer.

squzzed by d4nmy3rs October 1, 2014

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snezzed

Another way of saying sneezed, part of the 'snez' family, see snezzing. Also sounds slightly dirty.

I just snezzed all over you because I have a cold, sorry.

snezzed by Jenniblah August 5, 2007

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Snezzed

when multiple orgasms occur

i just snezzed all up on my dog yo

Snezzed by Jawndice nigga October 17, 2008

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Wamper Shezzed

When An Italian Is Run Over By A Bus With 48 Passengers Inside, One Of Which Is A Sailor.

"I Had Just Bought Some New Trainers, When My Mate Got Wamper Shezzed."

Wamper Shezzed by toM_Lemonn. August 4, 2007

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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