Name often attributed to larger than life characters famous for their sexual exploits. Often a humorous individual with an array of mum jokes at their disposal. A defining characteristic of a Spunko is "Creative Hair".
What did you get up to last night Spunko?
Spunko that is very creative hair.
Person 1: "I had a good time last night."
Spunko: "That's what your mum said."
Person 2: "Owwwww he said your mum!"
Spunko that is very creative hair.
Person 1: "I had a good time last night."
Spunko: "That's what your mum said."
Person 2: "Owwwww he said your mum!"
by Simon December 26, 2006
Get the Spunko mug.An imaginary character in the Ducko comics. He wears a spiderman mask and carries a backpack of random things (ninja stars, lighters, airsoft gun, lotion, 2 AA battery, swiss knife, etc). Does stupid things. Usually sways Ducko to do stupid stuff as well...
Spunko wants to destroy everything. He is not stupid... he has common sense.
He doesn't really care about others, just himself... after all, he's just an imaginary character.
Spunko wants to destroy everything. He is not stupid... he has common sense.
He doesn't really care about others, just himself... after all, he's just an imaginary character.
Spunko took a pint of my blood while i was sleeping to sale for 10 bucks.
Spunko looks like a knock off of strongbad.
Why the hell does Spunko wear a spiderman mask?
Spunko looks like a knock off of strongbad.
Why the hell does Spunko wear a spiderman mask?
by Ducko September 20, 2005
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A cross between stabbing and sex. It is the practice of stabbing somebody and making love to the wound. One should avoid areas that have a lot of bone such as the pelvis and restrict this practice to fleshy areas such as the stomach/armpit.
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Get the El Spunko mug.'El Spunko' is the name of a Mexican-era California masked villan and master 'swordsman'. (using 'swordsmen' in the widedest meaning possible), who resides in the quaint, rowing village, of Marlow.
He prowls the night, weapon in his hand, proving himself to be much too cunning and foxlike for the bumbling authorities to catch.
"A rumour runs in Marlow, a masked bandido dressed in black prowls the night. As discrete as a shadow in the dark, he glides from roof to roof and always emerges where he is not expected.
He is brave and reckless and undoubtedly the best 'swordsman' of the country. His sword... his long, thick sword, he puts it at the service of what he calls justice. People despise him and he remains an outlaw and there a price on his head. Soldiers are unceasingly running after him but on his pumped up testosterone, faster than the wind, he is uncatchable!
His courage and his elegance particularly impress the señoritas who regard him as a true hero. (not suprising, considering the size of his..) However, he often finds himself in a bad position and must use all of his tricks and skills to get out of it, victorious at leaving his mark each time.
Do you know his name?
This bold renegade carves an 'S' with his "blade", with three quick sprays..
an 'S' that stands for... SPUNKO!"
Spotting El Spunko is hard, as he has a nifty invisibility function which he carries around everywere he goes...
if you do spot him though, he wears a black costume with a cape, a small flat-brimmed hat and a black cowl mask that covers the top of the head from eye level up. He also houses the sign on his chest, in a smelly, white, wet-to-the-touch substance.
He prowls the night, weapon in his hand, proving himself to be much too cunning and foxlike for the bumbling authorities to catch.
"A rumour runs in Marlow, a masked bandido dressed in black prowls the night. As discrete as a shadow in the dark, he glides from roof to roof and always emerges where he is not expected.
He is brave and reckless and undoubtedly the best 'swordsman' of the country. His sword... his long, thick sword, he puts it at the service of what he calls justice. People despise him and he remains an outlaw and there a price on his head. Soldiers are unceasingly running after him but on his pumped up testosterone, faster than the wind, he is uncatchable!
His courage and his elegance particularly impress the señoritas who regard him as a true hero. (not suprising, considering the size of his..) However, he often finds himself in a bad position and must use all of his tricks and skills to get out of it, victorious at leaving his mark each time.
Do you know his name?
This bold renegade carves an 'S' with his "blade", with three quick sprays..
an 'S' that stands for... SPUNKO!"
Spotting El Spunko is hard, as he has a nifty invisibility function which he carries around everywere he goes...
if you do spot him though, he wears a black costume with a cape, a small flat-brimmed hat and a black cowl mask that covers the top of the head from eye level up. He also houses the sign on his chest, in a smelly, white, wet-to-the-touch substance.
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Kid: Is that... El Spunko! he's has struck again!
Señoritas: Ooooo, i'm getting...so wet... mmmmmmm.. this El Spunko is quite a man...
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Kid: Is that... El Spunko! he's has struck again!
Señoritas: Ooooo, i'm getting...so wet... mmmmmmm.. this El Spunko is quite a man...
by gilo99 July 30, 2008
Get the El Spunko mug.When you have jerked off too much in one day it effects your performance of your next day duties (ie: work,sporting event,church). A spankover can also occur from staying up late waiting for everybody to fall asleep so you can beat off causing you to very tired the next morning. When you drink too much you get a hangover and when you whack off too much you get a spankover.
Matt your performance at work has been terrible today! Ya my wife and kids went out for the day and I whacked off all day and now I have a real spankover!
by Aj36mason August 18, 2013
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A term to describe people who have a fascination with, and artistic appreciation of, 'spunking cock' graffiti in all its forms.
Typically depicted with a bulbous phallus, testicles, and three droplets of ejaculate (pubes optional).
A term to describe people who have a fascination with, and artistic appreciation of, 'spunking cock' graffiti in all its forms.
Typically depicted with a bulbous phallus, testicles, and three droplets of ejaculate (pubes optional).
Clare knew that it was no Banksy, but being the Spuncophile she was, she couldn't wait to show Steve the 'spunking cock' which a group of unruly Nuns had spray painted on the wall of the local orphanage.
by Lord Horatio Richards May 14, 2022
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