Skip to main content
Name often attributed to larger than life characters famous for their sexual exploits. Often a humorous individual with an array of mum jokes at their disposal. A defining characteristic of a Spunko is "Creative Hair".
What did you get up to last night Spunko?
Spunko that is very creative hair.
Person 1: "I had a good time last night."
Spunko: "That's what your mum said."
Person 2: "Owwwww he said your mum!"
Spunko by Simon December 26, 2006
Words you can keep
An imaginary character in the Ducko comics. He wears a spiderman mask and carries a backpack of random things (ninja stars, lighters, airsoft gun, lotion, 2 AA battery, swiss knife, etc). Does stupid things. Usually sways Ducko to do stupid stuff as well...
Spunko wants to destroy everything. He is not stupid... he has common sense.
He doesn't really care about others, just himself... after all, he's just an imaginary character.
Spunko took a pint of my blood while i was sleeping to sale for 10 bucks.
Spunko looks like a knock off of strongbad.
Why the hell does Spunko wear a spiderman mask?
Spunko by Ducko September 20, 2005
A cross between stabbing and sex. It is the practice of stabbing somebody and making love to the wound. One should avoid areas that have a lot of bone such as the pelvis and restrict this practice to fleshy areas such as the stomach/armpit.
Ahhh that ugly bald man is having spunko with my calf.
SPUNKO by tai rysen June 26, 2024

El Spunko 

To be well hung, handsome and a skillful hockey player.
That bloke is definately El Spunko.
El Spunko by Simon April 1, 2005

El Spunko 

'El Spunko' is the name of a Mexican-era California masked villan and master 'swordsman'. (using 'swordsmen' in the widedest meaning possible), who resides in the quaint, rowing village, of Marlow.
He prowls the night, weapon in his hand, proving himself to be much too cunning and foxlike for the bumbling authorities to catch.

"A rumour runs in Marlow, a masked bandido dressed in black prowls the night. As discrete as a shadow in the dark, he glides from roof to roof and always emerges where he is not expected.

He is brave and reckless and undoubtedly the best 'swordsman' of the country. His sword... his long, thick sword, he puts it at the service of what he calls justice. People despise him and he remains an outlaw and there a price on his head. Soldiers are unceasingly running after him but on his pumped up testosterone, faster than the wind, he is uncatchable!

His courage and his elegance particularly impress the señoritas who regard him as a true hero. (not suprising, considering the size of his..) However, he often finds himself in a bad position and must use all of his tricks and skills to get out of it, victorious at leaving his mark each time.

Do you know his name?

This bold renegade carves an 'S' with his "blade", with three quick sprays..

an 'S' that stands for... SPUNKO!"

Spotting El Spunko is hard, as he has a nifty invisibility function which he carries around everywere he goes...

if you do spot him though, he wears a black costume with a cape, a small flat-brimmed hat and a black cowl mask that covers the top of the head from eye level up. He also houses the sign on his chest, in a smelly, white, wet-to-the-touch substance.
.........___________....
......./____________\...
.....//..........................
...//...........................
..||............................
..||............................
..||............................
...\\_____________....
............................\\..
.............................||.
.............................||.
.............................||.
............................//..
.....____________//...
..../____________/....
......................
Kid: Is that... El Spunko! he's has struck again!
Señoritas: Ooooo, i'm getting...so wet... mmmmmmm.. this El Spunko is quite a man...
El Spunko by gilo99 July 30, 2008

gwopo el spunko

lipsing a jawn with ur nut in her mouth
gwopo el spunko🤣🤣🤣
gwopo el spunko by elskina May 16, 2026
When you have jerked off too much in one day it effects your performance of your next day duties (ie: work,sporting event,church). A spankover can also occur from staying up late waiting for everybody to fall asleep so you can beat off causing you to very tired the next morning. When you drink too much you get a hangover and when you whack off too much you get a spankover.
Matt your performance at work has been terrible today! Ya my wife and kids went out for the day and I whacked off all day and now I have a real spankover!
Spankover by Aj36mason August 18, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
Next