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chunk-and-spunk 

When you're plowing someone's ass only to find a bit of shit moving about inside there as well. Not the most romantic feeling in the world.
"I headed to G-A-Y in London because I needed to rump roast Russell who I had met a week before up on the Heath, He was most obliging. I bent him over in the toilets at the club and was giving him a right old walloping when I realised to my horror, that it was going to be a chunk-and-spunk kind of liaison. I was wearing a rubber but it still put me off as the stench hit me full on as I was pumping my load into him."

Spunk in the Munk and Chunk

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a female in the vagina. The man then ejaculates into the vagina, and then immediately vomits afterwards.
Man i was pounding this girls monkey soo hard and couldn't control it so i busted inside of her. I felt so sick afterward and barfed in the garbage can. I gave her the ole Spunk in the Munk and Chunk . "That will be hard to explain to her parents at the family reunion," said David.

skunk chunk 

the tragic strip(s) of hair, being results of HORRID hair dressing technique.

often seen various women or certain men. originating in the Midwest. or Arizona.
You can tell it's Anjuli from a mile-away...that skunk chunk is heinous.
skunk chunk by dirtyhairy August 6, 2007

Chank spank 

The act of spanking your chank while stir frying a cat in the wok
Ho C. is the craziest Chank Spank this side of Chinatown
Chank spank by Chulo Master July 12, 2003

chunky but spunky 

similar to cbf or chunky but funky, chunky but spunky also refers to a slightly overweight person; in this case, spunky is used to reflect the charm or personality of the person.
Kirstie Alley is chunky but funky in appearance, and chunky but spunky in personality. She's really appealing, especially to an older person (like me.)
chunky but spunky by earpuller October 1, 2005
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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