dirtyhairy's definitions

circle of wipe

The act in which you bring a tasty snack when you are about to defecate.

Example: I have just enjoyed a circle of wipe

Oh man I brought this tasty sandwich to the shitter so I can enjoy a nice circle of wipe

by DirtyHairy June 23, 2015

glitter dick

the result of having glitter on one's penis.

usually prefaced by a stellar handjob, blowjob or titty fuck from a chick that applied glitter at the beginning of the night.

I know that Ramone cheated on me last night...he came home with glitter dick.

by dirtyhairy August 6, 2007

skunk chunk

the tragic strip(s) of hair, being results of HORRID hair dressing technique.

often seen various women or certain men. originating in the Midwest. or Arizona.

You can tell it's Anjuli from a mile-away...that skunk chunk is heinous.

by dirtyhairy August 6, 2007

backwards hand bandit

an incredibly rare type of woman, who is able to give a man a handjob with her hands behind her back.

she steals your orgasm with her hands behind her back.

Jill & I took a bath together & she ended up giving me a handjob with her hands behind her back. I had NO idea she was a backwards hand bandit. SWEET.

by dirtyhairy August 6, 2007