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chunk-and-spunk 

When you're plowing someone's ass only to find a bit of shit moving about inside there as well. Not the most romantic feeling in the world.
"I headed to G-A-Y in London because I needed to rump roast Russell who I had met a week before up on the Heath, He was most obliging. I bent him over in the toilets at the club and was giving him a right old walloping when I realised to my horror, that it was going to be a chunk-and-spunk kind of liaison. I was wearing a rubber but it still put me off as the stench hit me full on as I was pumping my load into him."
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Spunk in the Munk and Chunk

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a female in the vagina. The man then ejaculates into the vagina, and then immediately vomits afterwards.
Man i was pounding this girls monkey soo hard and couldn't control it so i busted inside of her. I felt so sick afterward and barfed in the garbage can. I gave her the ole Spunk in the Munk and Chunk . "That will be hard to explain to her parents at the family reunion," said David.