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Spring Jam 

The annual university-hosted block party that occurs on the Minnesota Twin-Cities campus. Celebrated by the fellowship of good friends and the consumption of cheap beer, university residents and alumni come together for this week-long event that includes but is not limited to: excessive drinking, fires, police, riots, tear gas, rubber bullets, dudes falling over on their bicycles, and putting UW-Madison's "Mifflin Street block party" to shame.
"Hey Mom, can you cover my bail so i can get out of jail? I was at Spring Jam last night."



"We got spring jammed SO hard last night."


"Dude, check out this awesome bruise I got from a rubber bullet during Spring Jam."
Spring Jam by SWIM F@ST April 28, 2009
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Jamaican Spring Roll 

A woman inserts a spring roll into her vagina and squirts all over it. She then dips it in soy sauce and re-inserts it into her vagina. She keeps repeating the process until the spring roll's outer layers erode and the inside vegetables are left. She then feeds herself this vegetable mix.
The woman performed the Jamaican Spring Roll in front of her family.

SpringsAmbush 

Ձեր ընտանիքը ձեր արյունը կթափի ձեր առաջացրած գործողությունների պատճառով: Նրանք հավերժական ցավ կզգան ձեր գործողությունների համար: Նրանց թափած արցունքները կվերածվեն SpringsAmbush արյան, ցավը, որը նրանք զգում են, անտանելի կլինի: Շուտով դուք մենակ կլինեք, ձեր բոլոր
SpringsAmbush by zorcytox October 21, 2020