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Sprectum

Sprectum- the worst internet & cable provider in the United States. Known mostly for killing off Time Warner Cable & Brighthouse Cable. Their business model is based on price-gouging customers after the first year of service when the “introductory offer” price expires.
Hey, what is your cable service provider?

Here? Oh, we’re stuck with Sprectum.
by Sonicbo0mz February 4, 2021
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sprektum

A health diagnosis. Common for homosexual men, but also regular among big eaters and tight buttomed. Sprektum is caused by a cracked rectum. It is not lethal, but it might cause severe pain for severed, and may reduce rectal amusement.
Oh my god, thrust me harder with that fat cock. C`mon harder. Yeah!. Oh Yeah!. OUCH. my god STOP!, I`ve got sprektum. Am I bleeding? How many stitches do I need?
by Sprecked December 4, 2007
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screctum

This is what you call it when your balls get stuck to your rectum after sitting for many hours.
After many long hours of gaming, it felt as if I were developing a screctum.
by MaRi0 March 16, 2007
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Rape spectum

The range of the severity of a sexual assault. On one end there is being slightly asertive and a the other end there is violent rape. only the one on the far end is the sterotype of crape that feminest talk about .
by Deep blue 2012 November 10, 2009
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