spreak 

A marriage of the words Spring and Break, colloquially used to refer to Spring Break.

Did you hear about Amy and Meg making out over Spreak?

Hey man, have you made plans for Spreak yet?

spreak by Adam Zeldin March 2, 2008

spreak 

a misspeaking of the word spring when used in the phrase "spring a leak," perpetrated by one Craig Ferguson in the Spring of 2000 on the fourth floor of Memorial house.

Man this thing is gonna spreak a leak.

spreak by Chief Engine August 28, 2004

Spreak 

It’s when you and your sexual partner dress up in shrek costumes and try to spread each other’s anus as far as you can

Me and my girl spreaked last night

Spreak by Thedoolofthespaloonk May 24, 2018

spreak 

The crappiest boat ever created. Got lucky to win that stupid race after getting its butt kicked 3 years in a row. Made by a bunch of fools with no life and social capabilites whatsoever.

Wow, those Engineering Club Freaks are working that dumb spreak AGAIN??????

spreak by DA HATA November 10, 2003

spreak 

The single best design for a cardboard boat in history. Legendary in all the physics phlotilla competitions. Strikes fear in the hearts of enemies.

Other team- "Damn we got beaten by the spreak again."

Another team- "those spreak team guys are like greek gods"

spreak by Spreak man October 20, 2003

Cruiser Spread 

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.

That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!

Cruiser Spread by will bitten September 30, 2017

I’m just speaking in general… 

I’m just speaking in general… — a story telling tactic used by old southern people when they are actually reading you from head to toe; inside and out; and from womb to tomb. In many ways, this is worse than if they put both feet in your ass and yelled at you about your folly.

“I’m just speaking in general” has four parts: a detailed summary of your past character; a current analysis of your present actions based on things you did as a child; a detailed outcome of you actions based on probability and having seen your story played out in other people’s lives that they have seen with their own eyes; and, an admonition to change your ways if you don't want to end up like the person they are just “speaking in general about.

Boy, I ain’t got no hang ups; I’m too old to have hang ups. Hang ups is for young people — I’m just speaking in general… Oh I knew a boy like you: he was hard headed when he was a baby and he’s head headed now. You know what they say about hard headed people: A HARD HEAD MAKES A SOFT ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!! I’m just speaking in general. But, if you don’t want to end up like that; you better change your ways!!!!!!!!!

I’m just speaking in general… by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023