Spreadables 

plural for slutty women who "spread" their legs

"darren do you have the herp?"

"yeah i had too many spreadables"

Spreadables by ruh-duh March 14, 2014

spreadable buttery ballsack 

the technique of saran rapping your balls and then running laps until sweaty then spreading and sliding it over your partners face.

damn, the "Big 86" gave that bitch a spreadable buttery ballsack yesterday.

spreadable buttery ballsack by Italiano 19 January 17, 2009

spreadable

word used to describe an ugly, unattractive person. A development of the term BUTTERS for the intention of preventing the person in question from realising you are infact slagging them off to their face.

the development of the word:
butterS...butter...lurpak spreadable... spreadable.

spreadable ...your mum's rather SPREADABLE, don't you agree?

spreadable by hmriw August 1, 2008

spreadable ham 

Alternative name for a skateboard injury aka - Road rash - Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a skateboarding accident. aka SPAM

1. Bro tried an ollie and all he got a bad case of spreadable ham

spreadable ham by sk8Trs July 4, 2020