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I HATE SPOTIFY IT IS MAKING ME LOOSE MY MIND.
I'm actually going insane it's not a joke. For those of you with Spotify premium you will never understand our pain... never mind the CONSTANT ads-literally every 5 minutes- Spotify doesn't think my discernment is good enough tor picking one song. No spotify has 5 more recommended songs to play in front of my desired song. It feels classist I can't explain why it just does... and now Spotify is taking away our lyric reading rights! It feels like an injustice. And dear Spotify, due to how bad you have treated me I will never EVER cave. You will not have my money. You have broken my trust.
Switching to pirating music ❤️ (joking for legal reasons)
Me and my loved ones at a funeral~ "sweetie you are in charge of the playlist after all this was your best friend, they would want you to do the honors..put some Spotify on"
"really are you sure...?"
"Yes love put together a playlist please."
*A curated 5 hour sad music playlist playing*

Ave Maria finishes playing** Spotify thinks she got it from here and puts on bad feeling (oompa loompa)
(sped up vers.)
"This is so disrespectful!!!!, I can't believe you would play this at your best friends funeral!!"
*all loved ones shun you*

'In the car'
Let me put on some music!- *you will get 30 minutes of uninterrupted listening after this short break* (lies) "tampax can protect just like pads!!!😁😁😁😁🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Friend later* Marsai Martin isn't real she can't hurt you, i'll put on some calming music...
"Marsai
Martin here!! ok true story! One time while vacationing in the Bahamas-
“AHHHH SKIP IT PLEASE SKIP”
"I can't Spotify free froze the screen!!"
"You ran out of skips!!!!"
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Spotify Freemium 

When you start a new free trail of Spotify premium every month to download music.
Guy 1: "Hey how can you afford Spotify Premium if you can't pay me back?"
Guy 2: "I don't spend any money on it, I have Spotify Freemium."

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026