One who pretends to know sports, but obviously doesn't. The opposite of a sports snob.
Sports Snob: Dude did you see the Cardinals game last night? Pretty crazy eh?

Sports Noob: Uhh ya...Pujols was on fire.

Sports Snob: Wow. baseball season is over. I was talking about the football game you sports noob!
by alex_bruin November 9, 2009
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