Spoorti

This girl is an amazing funny short girl. She is smart, short, funny, extroverted and special. She is not good at sports although she is very smart. She tends to be friends with people who are smart and athletic

Is that a spoorti?
Oh my gosh YASSS

by I am Spartacus March 6, 2019

Spoorti

A person who just the greatest.

In order to speak to her you must be taller than her.

She has a very bad sense of humor and is GReAT at making horrible really dirty jokes.

You should bow down to her.

She’s an actual bish.

“Wow, that was so dirty, is she a walking urban dictionary”
“Na man, she’s just a Spoorti”
“Ah,that makes sense”

by Misplacedthings August 19, 2018

Spoorti

She’s a bish

WoW is that a spoorti

Yup
Ah

by Misplacedthings August 19, 2018

Sporting KC

The best soccer team ever, playing in the best soccer stadium ever. We hate the Chicago Fire, the Seattle Sounders, DC United, and any other MLS teams.

Person 1: "Man, I wish the Sounders were as good as Sporting KC."

Person 2: "Yeah, that will never happen."

by FootyChronicles January 1, 2012

Sportist

A person that does sport which requires skill, physical prowess and a certain level of badass.

I run because I am a sportist.

by Tribesman2012 October 21, 2012

Sportically Challenged

when a person is exceptionally bad at sports, he/she is sportically challenged.

Hey, guys look at that guy over there, he's missing the net every time! He must be sportically challenged.

by lexipullen9 November 12, 2010

sporting leather

The stage between a flacid penis and full tumescence; in a semi erect state. Derived from the pottery terminology describing the leathery state which clay will enter before fully hardening. Coined by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Show.

"I'm sporting leather," says Adam to his other loser buddies in ceramics class as a hot chick enters the classroom.

"Look at the rack on her! Welcome to the leather state, boys," exclaimed Ray after crapping in Adam's Rams beanie.

by Guydudebro March 23, 2011