1. to falsify or embellish a story, statement, requirement, or someone else's thoughts, especially in one's favor; 2. to cause confusion by lying or making nonsensical statements; 3. to act and speak as if one knows or understands more about a subject than one actually does; 4. to elaborate or complicate something inconsequential to make it seem more essential or important than it actually is.
She didn't tell her boss about her fender bender so he wouldn't spoonify it to her coworkers.
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.