spoonify

1. to falsify or embellish a story, statement, requirement, or someone else's thoughts, especially in one's favor; 2. to cause confusion by lying or making nonsensical statements; 3. to act and speak as if one knows or understands more about a subject than one actually does; 4. to elaborate or complicate something inconsequential to make it seem more essential or important than it actually is.

She didn't tell her boss about her fender bender so he wouldn't spoonify it to her coworkers.

by gammabetaalpha August 3, 2012

shoonify

To dwell or linger on a particular person, place, event or situation. Usually to the point where it causes trouble for the person or people involved.

Johnny was about to shoonify the situation by refusing to leave the pub, despite the fact that everyoine else had already left.

by Frances Farmer June 11, 2006

SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH

the almighty overlord of all spoons , master and superior being of the cutlery drawer , the most powerfull of all the rhubarbish creations and most likely the future ruler of the known universe , first the cutlery drawer then the kitchen then the WORLD ... MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH

''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH SHALL RULE IN ETERNITY''

''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH shall asemble an army of spoons from the mighty dishwasher and crush the rebelious forks from the cutlery drawer''

by SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH April 12, 2010

spooniform

An article of work clothing (usually a uniform) that somebody has used to wipe knuckle babies off of themselves with.

I accidentally grabbed my spooniform for work today.

by DrewDeezy June 10, 2008

Spookify

To make and/or turn something generic into something spooky

guy 1: I was bored today so I decided to spookify my house even though its not spooky season
guy 2: But why bro?

by saidboy950 March 23, 2022

Spoopify

what a r/SpotifyHate user would call Spotify

100 Gecs appeared on Spoopify, great.

by CarkyAmster November 1, 2023