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Spoke-fag 

A worthless member of society that chooses to ride a pedal bike in the middle of public road. With complete disregard for Motorists traveling on the roadways that pay registration and insurance to legally be on them.
Whoops, another Spoke-Fag got hit by a car today.

Retard in a Leotard.
Spoke-fag by spoke fag slayer July 13, 2011

smoke a fag 

1. Have a cigarette (British)

2. Kill a homosexual (American)
Anyone want to go outside and smoke a fag.
smoke a fag by the-boss October 30, 2006

Smoke a fag 

1.In the Uk - smoking a cigarette.
2.In the U.S - shooting a homosexual.
1.Honey let’s go smoke a fag do you have a lighter?

2. Honey let’s go smoke a fag those damn libtards are coming to town!
Smoke a fag by Jeff bazos February 3, 2021

Smoke a fag 

1. Have a cigarette (British)

2. Kill a homosexual (American)

3. Kiss your friends while they sleep (Brazilian)
Pedro: Yes, I see that my friend Gabriel is sleeping, gonna smoke a fag!

Procceeds to kiss him
Smoke a fag by rtl321 October 1, 2020

smoke a fag 

person one: lol bruv im boutta smoke a fag
person two: in what sense???
smoke a fag by hotsugartony May 6, 2019

Smoke a Fag 

To smoke a cigarette (British)

To kill a Thumb in butt(American)
I really hate homosexuals. Let’s go smoke a fag.
Smoke a Fag by Calvinisagayassnigga February 13, 2019

smoke a fag 

Tim: I want to smoke a fag.
John: Yes Tim you can suck my dick.
smoke a fag by ItchyBeard May 21, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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