Splot Ball

A beach ball sized ball of slime whose contents consist of chewed up pineapple, mucky overgrown algae water from an abandoned swimming pool, cornstarch, the insides of 153,456 earthworms, the dead skin cells of a human, the tears of small child, and is used specifically for catapulting

If only we had a splot ball to catapult at these idiot drivers slowing traffic down!

by Goonie#1 April 11, 2019

Bulgarian Ball-Split

The man does a handstand and spreads his legs while two foreign girls spread his balls with their mouths.

I heard Sarah and Eric gave Robert a "Bulgarian Ball-Split".

by nigganaut September 24, 2019

ball spot

An abrasion or hole worn through a man's underwear due to friction from the testicles.

"Honey, I need to purchase new underwear. All of mine have ball spots."

by Vivian Carmack March 12, 2010

SPLIT BALLS

MALES WHO WEAR THEIR PANTS TOO TIGHT
WHICH APPEARS TO SPLIT THEIR TESTICLES.

THAT COWBOYS PANTS ARE SO TIGHT, HE HAS SPLIT BALLS!

by milkbone2 December 9, 2008

Balloon knot spot

Much like a blood spot that a woman gets on her pants during her period, the balloon knot spot is when a man's ass begins to bleed after too much anal sex and a blood spot is visible through his pants around his anus.

Steve: Hey Lance, you better change your pants again.

Lance: Why, did I poop myself again?

Steve: Nope, you've got yourself a balloon knot spot!

by Ballsackreligious March 13, 2013

Balls are on Splat

being in a situation in which one has very few options to escape a negative outcome; not being able to get out of facing something bad; being in a tight spot, trapped, or stuck

1) "I have to have my information ready in 10 minutes for the presentation, and I haven't even started yet!"
"Dude, your balls are on splat right now."

2) "There is nothing I can do about it now, my balls are on splat."

by Jeff "Rage Cage" Bennett January 29, 2009