Extremely drunk. Not just "wet," but peeing-on-yourself- you'll-never-remember-this-night, wasted.
We took my brother clubbin' on his 21st Birthday and man, that boy was so split it was pitiful.
by AdMom January 14, 2010
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Percentage of money received in a deal
Just renegged that contract and now my splits lookin good
by ableezy December 1, 2011
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When a woman has sex so much that her junk is loose; Also a female that is butt ugly.
Man, that girl is so split.
by Brenton January 8, 2004
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1. hey, let's go split those fuckers.
2. dude, I was split last night
by stan April 12, 2004
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To release flatulance from one's anus.
Omg shane, wtf did you just split ass???
by AwsomeAl December 9, 2007
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1. To leave an area or place

2. To engage in violence toward an individual
1. Yo them fools over there tripping and I ain’t got my piece I’m going to SPLIT
2. If you don’t pay me my money by Friday I’m going to SPLIT yo wig
by FederalBanks December 20, 2020
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