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splicing 

when girls masturbate, to be more exact the art of masturbation by inserting a object into a genital opening.
anna couldnt help splicing when she watched the tape of kevin in a goat suit.
splicing by marcia brady November 15, 2003

Splicing 

A homosexual act, involving a man using a ring to expand the size of his urinary meatus to accommodate another man's penis.
Dude Ross is so gay, he probably splices every night.

or

Dude Ross is so gay, he loves splicing.
Splicing by Keith Hendry July 27, 2008

Splicing 

When you swab someone’s DNA, clone them, raise the clone, than have the clone commit a crime that you record. You than incriminate the original person with the evidence and send them to prison for life.
Mary-Ann is so mean, we should send her to prison for life by splicing her.
Splicing by Newd Dewd April 26, 2024

Splicing 

Two men at the bar decided to hook up and began by splicing, one man opens up his foreskin revealing the head of the penis and the other guy then opens his foreskin to cover the head of the first guy then the first guy then covers the second guys foreskin with his own.
Splicing by FORTYSTINER July 29, 2025

splicing the cat 

I was splicing the cat last night after watching 50 Shades of Grey
splicing the cat by lilbeebo August 24, 2017

Splicing the main brace 

Navel term for getting shitfaced with alcohol.
Come on Roders its about time we started splicing the main brace.
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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